My Thoughts

This place is dark. It used to be suicidal, but I’ve added trampolines. Everyone should have trampolines.

🗺 Location:
Undisclosed coordinates. Only accessible between 9PM-12MN and emotional flashbacks. You don’t go here. You spiral into it. Bring snacks.

🕒 Operating Hours:

24/7. Closed during productive meetings. Opens fully during showers, before bed, and when someone says “Can I talk to you for a sec?”

💡 Ambiance:

• Lighting: Flickering between existential dread and chaotic hope.
• Music: That one song on loop for 6 months. You know the one.
• Background noise: Memes backed with Flawed Mangoes instrumental.

🛠 Creative Services from the Trapdoor

Just because the ceiling’s leaking existential dread doesn’t mean the plumbing’s broken. Here’s what I actually do for a living, in case you need brilliance wrapped in madness:

✍️ Script Writing

For YouTube, short films, or brand videos. If your story needs soul and sass, I’m your person.

Think: comedy with a panic attack hiding behind it.

⚡ Creative Concept Development

Brand identities. Campaign ideas. Visual storytelling systems.
Weird enough to stand out. Smart enough to scale.

🧠 Content Design

Let me fix your confusing UI/UX or turn your scattered ideas into content that converts.

📊 Presentation Decks

I turn boring data into eye sex.
Startup pitch? Brand deck? I’ll design it like your funding depends on it (because it might).

🎨 Graphic Design

I design visual content that doesn’t suck. Posters, merch, memes, weird illustrations — I make pixels punchy.

🛎 Tour Notes for Future Employers:

• I’m funny, but I also meet deadlines.
• I’m sarcastic, but your clients won’t feel it (unless they deserve it).
• I create things that make people feel something.
• I don’t work with assholes.

📩 Leave a message before I vanish into another hyperfixation:

Thanks for visiting. Mind the broken floorboard near “Overthinking about that thing i said in 2017.” Come again. Or better yet… hire me.